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Sticker sizes & custom photo help
A few simple answers before you pick a design.
How big are the stickers?
Our sticker and magnet layouts are 8 × 3 inches. Measure your intended spot before ordering.
How do I make a custom bumper sticker?
Upload your photo, drag it into position, and adjust the zoom. Review the final crop, choose sticker or magnet, and add the design to your cart.
Which photos work best?
Use a clear, high-resolution JPG, PNG, or WebP up to 20 MB. A wide image works well with the template. The editor shows a quality message and lets you check your crop before you approve it.
Are the bumper stickers weatherproof?
Our bumper stickers are heavy-duty, laminated, weatherproof, and UV-resistant. Apply them to a clean, dry, smooth surface and follow the surface manufacturer’s care instructions.
Can I put a sticker anywhere?
Check the surface and its care instructions first. Use a clean, dry, smooth surface, and avoid blocking windows, lights, sensors, or license plates. Magnets need a suitable magnetic surface; some vehicle panels are not magnetic.
Where do you ship?
We plan to ship to all 50 US states. See shipping details for current availability, costs, and timing.
What if I need help with an order?
Visit order help or email slapmefilthy@gmail.com. Read the returns policy before ordering a custom design.
Your photo.
Your sticker.
Custom bumper stickers · 8 × 3 inches
AI or not—we’ll slap it.
Create with AI No photo? Start with an idea.
Fit keeps the whole image. Fill crops to the sticker’s edges. Review the quality message before printing.
JPG, PNG, or WebP · Up to 20 MB
8 × 3 inches · Drag to position · Preview before approving
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