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Lone Alpha

Silver wolf resting beneath a tree beside a rocky coast, rough waves, and storm clouds

The divorce is final. The phone’s on silent. If somebody needs something, they can go fuck themselves.

$9.99 each · Bumper sticker

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  • 8 × 3-inch rectangular bumper sticker
  • Heavy-duty construction with a laminated finish
  • Weatherproof and UV-resistant
  • Apply to a clean, dry, smooth surface

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One winner. Three stickers + three magnets.
All six prints feature the winner’s submitted design in our 8 × 3-inch format. Submissions close October 31, 2026, at 11:59 p.m. Eastern Time. The winner will be selected at random using an online random-number generator. Drawing: November 1, 2026. One entry per person. See the simple rules below.

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  • Free entry. No purchase, payment, social follow or marketing signup is required. Buying does not improve your chances.
  • Who can enter. Open to legal residents of the 50 United States and Washington, D.C., age 18 or older and the age of majority where they live. The shop owner, anyone helping run the drawing, and their household members cannot enter. Void where prohibited.
  • How and when. Enter through this website: upload artwork you own or have permission to use, crop and approve the preview, provide a working email, and accept these rules. Entry opens when these rules are published and closes October 31, 2026, at 11:59 p.m. Eastern Time. One entry per person; only your first eligible submission counts. No automated or false entries.
  • The prize. One winner receives 3 stickers and 3 magnets, all 8 × 3 inches, printed with their submitted design. Approximate retail value: $95.94. Standard U.S. shipping is included. No purchase or shipping payment is required to claim the prize. No cash alternative or transfer. Any applicable taxes are the winner’s responsibility.
  • The drawing. On November 1, 2026, Slap Me Filthy will use an online random-number generator to select one winner from all eligible entries. Each eligible person gets one chance. Artistic skill, purchases and public votes do not affect selection. Odds depend on the number of eligible entries.
  • Claiming the prize. We will email the selected winner from slapmefilthy@gmail.com on November 1. Reply within 7 calendar days and provide a U.S. shipping address and eligibility confirmation. If the winner does not respond or is ineligible, we will randomly select another eligible entrant and give them 7 days to reply. We aim to ship within 30 days after confirming the winner and print-ready artwork.
  • Your artwork and privacy. You keep ownership of your design. You allow private storage and review, contact about this giveaway, and printing your design to fulfill the prize if you win. Selling or publicly featuring your artwork requires separate permission. Do not submit unlawful or infringing content. Your entry does not subscribe you to marketing.
  • Earlier submissions and questions. Entries submitted under earlier terms require confirmation of these rules before the closing deadline to join this drawing. To withdraw, ask a question, or request the winner’s first name and state after the prize is confirmed, email slapmefilthy@gmail.com. Run by Slap Me Filthy, Coventry, Rhode Island. Not sponsored, endorsed or administered by Instagram, Facebook, TikTok or any random-generator provider.

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